In the heart of a forgotten parking garage, in the dead of night, three parking lot attendants burn away the midnight hours by matching wits in a complex philisophical debate.

Two of the attendants, each looking looking moronic in his own way, try to stump each other by upping the intellectual ante. However, Guy, the third attendant, truly is an idiot.

His favorite pasttime is interrupting the arguments with abstract toilet humor.

The battle escalates throughout the night, but ends in a most unexpected way.

They are about to find more than just answers in a place they never thought to look. . .